As we ring in a new year, so we also reveal the new KGB website. We’re calling it streamlined around the offices here at the Propaganda Ministry.
Gone is the forum. The Once-Upon-A-MOP had a grand vision of a vast repository of award winning KGB recipes. Alas, nobody gave a good goddamn about that, so, by decree of the Once-Again-The-MOP, gone is the forum! I hope you archived those DIY fermentation controller instructions, because they are gone, gone, gone.
Log in here with the same username and password you used on the old website, as they’ve been imported for your convenience. See? We’re always working for you, the proletariat. Don’t listen to that nonsense about the politburo being “out of touch.” Nothing could be further from the truth. We live to serve.
Other than that, frankly, there’s not much difference between the new place and the old place. A new coat of paint, a new version of the content management software, and a new web host provider are all there, but you’ll likely only see the new paint. So what’s the point? Well, our old content management software was hopelessly outdated, and riddled with security issues. GoDaddy.com couldn’t accommodate us without raising the price, so we switched teams and are now on HostGator.com. So far, the MOP is mostly impressed with Snappy the Gator.
The officers will be the benefactors of the rest of the site changes, but to hear about those, you'll just have to run for office. Nominations happen in September and elections in November, future officers. Form your election committee early for most effect.